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Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 25th 18 08:44 PM
Stolen Bike
 
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't
answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are..

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be called
Glaswegian.
Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be glad to be
called Glaswegian".
There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!

Oh, you like 6 year olds.

David[_21_] July 26th 18 06:42 AM
Everyone KEEPS having Endless Fun Beating the Shit out of Poor Helpless Gay Goran Razovic! LOL
 


"Peeler" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 13:55:18 -0700, serbian bitch Razovic, the resident
psychopath of sci and scj and Usenet's famous sexual cripple, making an ass
of herself as "jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch 'Barry'
Shein's jew aliash)", farted again:


WE DID GRAMMAR IN NAM, BITCHES!

VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMESE grammar. Lumumba?

While you did "grammar" under the limey priests frocks, eh, cocksucking
Razovic? BG

--
Dumb anal serb peasant Goran Razovic and her "Latin" she learned from her
limey priests:
"Caco ergo sum."
MID:

would you like some coffee?

Peter Keller[_3_] July 26th 18 09:40 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't
answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be called
Glaswegian.
*Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be glad to
be called Glaswegian".
*There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
*No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!

Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?

Peter Keller[_3_] July 26th 18 09:41 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 25.07.2018 21:43, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:35:20 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:36:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't
answer a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind the
drunk, they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
*I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called Glaswegian.

I still take it as a compliment because it was you who said it.
*Does that mean you love me?

If you keep posting that I am a walking vomit I will love you for
ever! Vomiting over you till kingdom cum!

I do not wish the whole kingdom to cum.* That would increase our numbers
to that of the Arabs.

That would not be good.
I did not know that my vomit is so fertile.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 26th 18 09:43 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 25.07.2018 21:43, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:36:45 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:38:53 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:18:19 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:21:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:08, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:45:11 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 18:33, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer
a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was nonsensical.

I repeat.
Your question mentioned adult.
Hitler was an adult.
*My question asked WHY, not WHO.

Your question mentioned Adults.
I answered with an Adult.
*So you take one word at random and discuss that without
comprehending the topic?

If you do not want me discuss the word you have used and its
connotations you should not include that word in your query.
*Look up "context".

Any word you use in your query or post is fair game for me.
*It would be if you were a bot.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
Now please call me a vulgar little green slimy platyhelminth.

You're a pretty little purple sexy Aploparaksis turdi.

That sounds like a great compliment coming from you.
Now what about a festering pustule on a weasel's rump?
At least I use a bicycle for basic transport.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 26th 18 09:44 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 25.07.2018 21:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:37:27 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:41:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:21:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:41:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have
stopped at least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded
yoofs. Now we have it under lock and key. But how to
find the owner is a moot point. We have tried
Hillingdon Council - they say its a police matter. We
have tried the local police and they says its a Council
matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all
****ed up).
Deal with it!
*Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
*Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
*Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer a
why with a pronoun.

I can.
*I can answer your post with kjadsfklajsdaskd but it would also
make no sense.

Hwich is not unyouzhial cumming from YEW!!
*The way you spelled cumming worries me.

Why?
Yew do not wont to cum?
*Not in your presence.

Cum in Cheerless's presence. He is always calling out for it.
*Who was it who posted the article in here once about a cyclist
"coming across my bonnet"?

Don't remember it.

Funny, you're the sort of person that would excite.

That does not enlighten me at all.
I do not remember it.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 26th 18 09:45 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 25.07.2018 21:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:38:16 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:06, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:42:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:22:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:44:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have
stopped at least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded
yoofs. Now we have it under lock and key. But how to
find the owner is a moot point. We have tried
Hillingdon Council - they say its a police matter. We
have tried the local police and they says its a Council
matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all
****ed up).
Deal with it!
*Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
*Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
*Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer a
why with a pronoun.

Your question mentioned an adult.
Hitler was an adult.
Physically, at least.
*He was the most insightful person ever known to mankind, then
the Brits and Yanks attacked him for no good reason.

Now you are starting to make sense.
*[Raises right arm in a manner which actually gets you arrested
in modern Germany]

I thought that was what happened to you.
*I've never been to Germany.

Each to his own ...
German beer and girls are good!
*Beer isn't strong enough for my liking.* I like spirits.

Is that why you are like a preserved old prune?

No.

Then why?

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 26th 18 02:18 PM
Stolen Bike
 
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:45:32 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:38:16 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:06, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:42:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:22:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:44:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have
stopped at least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded
yoofs. Now we have it under lock and key. But how to
find the owner is a moot point. We have tried
Hillingdon Council - they say its a police matter. We
have tried the local police and they says its a Council
matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all
****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a
why with a pronoun.

Your question mentioned an adult.
Hitler was an adult.
Physically, at least.
He was the most insightful person ever known to mankind, then
the Brits and Yanks attacked him for no good reason.

Now you are starting to make sense.
[Raises right arm in a manner which actually gets you arrested
in modern Germany]

I thought that was what happened to you.
I've never been to Germany.

Each to his own ...
German beer and girls are good!
Beer isn't strong enough for my liking. I like spirits.

Is that why you are like a preserved old prune?
No.

Then why?

How do you know I am?

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 26th 18 02:18 PM
Stolen Bike
 
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:44:29 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:37:27 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:41:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:21:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:41:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have
stopped at least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded
yoofs. Now we have it under lock and key. But how to
find the owner is a moot point. We have tried
Hillingdon Council - they say its a police matter. We
have tried the local police and they says its a Council
matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all
****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a
why with a pronoun.

I can.
I can answer your post with kjadsfklajsdaskd but it would also
make no sense.

Hwich is not unyouzhial cumming from YEW!!
The way you spelled cumming worries me.

Why?
Yew do not wont to cum?
Not in your presence.

Cum in Cheerless's presence. He is always calling out for it.
Who was it who posted the article in here once about a cyclist
"coming across my bonnet"?

Don't remember it.
Funny, you're the sort of person that would excite.

That does not enlighten me at all.
I do not remember it.

Maybe you were the cyclist mentioned.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 26th 18 02:19 PM
Stolen Bike
 
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:43:28 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:43, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:36:45 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:38:53 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:18:19 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:21:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:08, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:45:11 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 18:33, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer
a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical.

I repeat.
Your question mentioned adult.
Hitler was an adult.
My question asked WHY, not WHO.

Your question mentioned Adults.
I answered with an Adult.
So you take one word at random and discuss that without
comprehending the topic?

If you do not want me discuss the word you have used and its
connotations you should not include that word in your query.
Look up "context".

Any word you use in your query or post is fair game for me.
It would be if you were a bot.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
Now please call me a vulgar little green slimy platyhelminth.
You're a pretty little purple sexy Aploparaksis turdi.

That sounds like a great compliment coming from you.
Now what about a festering pustule on a weasel's rump?
At least I use a bicycle for basic transport.

Might as well use up the oil reserves while they last.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 26th 18 02:19 PM
Stolen Bike
 
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:41:36 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:43, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:35:20 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:36:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't
answer a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind the
drunk, they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called Glaswegian.

I still take it as a compliment because it was you who said it.
Does that mean you love me?

If you keep posting that I am a walking vomit I will love you for
ever! Vomiting over you till kingdom cum!
I do not wish the whole kingdom to cum. That would increase our
numbers to that of the Arabs.

That would not be good.
I did not know that my vomit is so fertile.

Most people do not cum out of their mouth.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 26th 18 02:19 PM
Stolen Bike
 
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:40:21 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't
answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct..

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind the
drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be called
Glaswegian.
Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be glad to
be called Glaswegian".
There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!
Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?

Nothing at all, but the law doesn't like it.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 27th 18 09:25 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 26.07.2018 15:18, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:44:29 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:37:27 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:41:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:21:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:41:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an
expensive mountain bike in the car par to our flats.
We have stopped at least 2 attempts to steal it by
hooded yoofs. Now we have it under lock and key. But
how to find the owner is a moot point. We have tried
Hillingdon Council - they say its a police matter. We
have tried the local police and they says its a
Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal
all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
*Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
*Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
*Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer
a why with a pronoun.

I can.
*I can answer your post with kjadsfklajsdaskd but it would
also make no sense.

Hwich is not unyouzhial cumming from YEW!!
*The way you spelled cumming worries me.

Why?
Yew do not wont to cum?
*Not in your presence.

Cum in Cheerless's presence. He is always calling out for it.
*Who was it who posted the article in here once about a cyclist
"coming across my bonnet"?

Don't remember it.
*Funny, you're the sort of person that would excite.

That does not enlighten me at all.
I do not remember it.

Maybe you were the cyclist mentioned.

Still unenlightened.
I do not remember it.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 27th 18 09:26 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:40:21 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't
answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind the
drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be called
Glaswegian.
*Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be glad to
be called Glaswegian".
*There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
*No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!
*Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?

Nothing at all, but the law doesn't like it.

If it is nothing to you, why comment?

Peter Keller[_3_] July 27th 18 09:27 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:41:36 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:43, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:35:20 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:36:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't
answer a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind the
drunk, they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
*I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called Glaswegian.

I still take it as a compliment because it was you who said it.
*Does that mean you love me?

If you keep posting that I am a walking vomit I will love you for
ever! Vomiting over you till kingdom cum!
*I do not wish the whole kingdom to cum.* That would increase our
numbers to that of the Arabs.

That would not be good.
I did not know that my* vomit is so fertile.

Most people do not cum out of their mouth.

Glad you used the term "most"

Peter Keller[_3_] July 27th 18 09:28 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:43:28 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:43, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:36:45 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:38:53 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:18:19 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:21:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:08, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:45:11 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 18:33, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't
answer a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was nonsensical.

I repeat.
Your question mentioned adult.
Hitler was an adult.
*My question asked WHY, not WHO.

Your question mentioned Adults.
I answered with an Adult.
*So you take one word at random and discuss that without
comprehending the topic?

If you do not want me discuss the word you have used and its
connotations you should not include that word in your query.
*Look up "context".

Any word you use in your query or post is fair game for me.
*It would be if you were a bot.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
Now please call me a vulgar little green slimy platyhelminth.
*You're a pretty little purple sexy Aploparaksis turdi.

That sounds like a great compliment coming from you.
Now what about a festering pustule on a weasel's rump?
At least I use a bicycle for basic transport.

Might as well use up the oil reserves while they last.

and live for ever after in a 60° desert.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 27th 18 09:28 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 26.07.2018 15:18, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:45:32 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:38:16 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:06, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:42:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:22:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:44:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an
expensive mountain bike in the car par to our flats.
We have stopped at least 2 attempts to steal it by
hooded yoofs. Now we have it under lock and key. But
how to find the owner is a moot point. We have tried
Hillingdon Council - they say its a police matter. We
have tried the local police and they says its a
Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal
all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
*Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
*Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
*Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer
a why with a pronoun.

Your question mentioned an adult.
Hitler was an adult.
Physically, at least.
*He was the most insightful person ever known to mankind,
then the Brits and Yanks attacked him for no good reason.

Now you are starting to make sense.
*[Raises right arm in a manner which actually gets you arrested
in modern Germany]

I thought that was what happened to you.
*I've never been to Germany.

Each to his own ...
German beer and girls are good!
*Beer isn't strong enough for my liking.* I like spirits.

Is that why you are like a preserved old prune?
*No.

Then why?

How do you know I am?

You made no comment about German girls.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 27th 18 12:34 PM
Stolen Bike
 
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:28:51 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:18, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:45:32 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:38:16 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:06, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:42:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:22:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:44:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an
expensive mountain bike in the car par to our flats.
We have stopped at least 2 attempts to steal it by
hooded yoofs. Now we have it under lock and key. But
how to find the owner is a moot point. We have tried
Hillingdon Council - they say its a police matter. We
have tried the local police and they says its a
Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal
all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer
a why with a pronoun.

Your question mentioned an adult.
Hitler was an adult.
Physically, at least.
He was the most insightful person ever known to mankind,
then the Brits and Yanks attacked him for no good reason.

Now you are starting to make sense.
[Raises right arm in a manner which actually gets you arrested
in modern Germany]

I thought that was what happened to you.
I've never been to Germany.

Each to his own ...
German beer and girls are good!
Beer isn't strong enough for my liking. I like spirits.

Is that why you are like a preserved old prune?
No.

Then why?
How do you know I am?

You made no comment about German girls.

Because I agreed with it. What did you want? "me too"? "+1"?

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 27th 18 12:35 PM
Stolen Bike
 
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:28:02 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:43:28 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:43, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:36:45 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:38:53 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:18:19 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:21:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:08, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:45:11 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 18:33, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't
answer a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical.

I repeat.
Your question mentioned adult.
Hitler was an adult.
My question asked WHY, not WHO.

Your question mentioned Adults.
I answered with an Adult.
So you take one word at random and discuss that without
comprehending the topic?

If you do not want me discuss the word you have used and its
connotations you should not include that word in your query.
Look up "context".

Any word you use in your query or post is fair game for me.
It would be if you were a bot.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
Now please call me a vulgar little green slimy platyhelminth.
You're a pretty little purple sexy Aploparaksis turdi.

That sounds like a great compliment coming from you.
Now what about a festering pustule on a weasel's rump?
At least I use a bicycle for basic transport.
Might as well use up the oil reserves while they last.

and live for ever after in a 60° desert.

Treehugging ignorant moron. Was it a 60 degree desert before the oil was
formed?

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 27th 18 01:21 PM
Stolen Bike
 
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:27:05 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:41:36 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:43, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:35:20 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:36:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't
answer a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names
are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 27th 18 01:22 PM
Stolen Bike
 
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:26:22 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:40:21 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't
answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names
are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind the
drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called
Glaswegian.
Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be glad to
be called Glaswegian".
There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!
Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?
Nothing at all, but the law doesn't like it.

If it is nothing to you, why comment?

What's wrong with commenting on things I don't care about?

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 27th 18 01:23 PM
Stolen Bike
 
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:25:41 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:18, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:44:29 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:37:27 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:41:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:21:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:41:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an
expensive mountain bike in the car par to our flats.
We have stopped at least 2 attempts to steal it by
hooded yoofs. Now we have it under lock and key. But
how to find the owner is a moot point. We have tried
Hillingdon Council - they say its a police matter. We
have tried the local police and they says its a
Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal
all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer
a why with a pronoun.

I can.
I can answer your post with kjadsfklajsdaskd but it would
also make no sense.

Hwich is not unyouzhial cumming from YEW!!
The way you spelled cumming worries me.

Why?
Yew do not wont to cum?
Not in your presence.

Cum in Cheerless's presence. He is always calling out for it.
Who was it who posted the article in here once about a cyclist
"coming across my bonnet"?

Don't remember it.
Funny, you're the sort of person that would excite.

That does not enlighten me at all.
I do not remember it.
Maybe you were the cyclist mentioned.

Still unenlightened.
I do not remember it.

Google doesn't either.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 28th 18 11:33 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 27.07.2018 14:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:25:41 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:18, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:44:29 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:37:27 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:41:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:21:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:41:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an
expensive mountain bike in the car par to our
flats. We have stopped at least 2 attempts to steal
it by hooded yoofs. Now we have it under lock and
key. But how to find the owner is a moot point. We
have tried Hillingdon Council - they say its a
police matter. We have tried the local police and
they says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal
all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
*Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying
in public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
*Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
*Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't
answer a why with a pronoun.

I can.
*I can answer your post with kjadsfklajsdaskd but it would
also make no sense.

Hwich is not unyouzhial cumming from YEW!!
*The way you spelled cumming worries me.

Why?
Yew do not wont to cum?
*Not in your presence.

Cum in Cheerless's presence. He is always calling out for it.
*Who was it who posted the article in here once about a cyclist
"coming across my bonnet"?

Don't remember it.
*Funny, you're the sort of person that would excite.

That does not enlighten me at all.
I do not remember it.
*Maybe you were the cyclist mentioned.

Still unenlightened.
I do not remember it.

Google doesn't either.

Ok we are even.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 28th 18 11:33 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 27.07.2018 14:22, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:26:22 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:40:21 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't
answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names
are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind the
drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called
Glaswegian.
*Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be glad
to be called Glaswegian".
*There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
*No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!
*Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?
*Nothing at all, but the law doesn't like it.

If it is nothing to you, why comment?

What's wrong with commenting on things I don't care about?

Well it is not against the law ---

Peter Keller[_3_] July 28th 18 11:34 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 27.07.2018 14:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:27:05 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:41:36 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:43, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:35:20 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:36:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug'
Lee wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't
answer a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names
are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind the
drunk, they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
*I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called Glaswegian.

I still take it as a compliment because it was you who said it.
*Does that mean you love me?

If you keep posting that I am a walking vomit I will love you for
ever! Vomiting over you till kingdom cum!
*I do not wish the whole kingdom to cum.* That would increase our
numbers to that of the Arabs.

That would not be good.
I did not know that my* vomit is so fertile.
*Most people do not cum out of their mouth.

Glad you used the term "most"

I was incorrect, it's all.* Unless you mean dribbling someone else's
back out....

Perhaps I did.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 28th 18 11:40 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 27.07.2018 13:35, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Treehugging ignorant moron.

Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU. Especially
as it is from YOU!
Now please ejaculate in my direction the further excellent accolade of
being a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a treehugging
ignorant moron by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

Why do people insult others?
An insult can be interpreted as an attempt to reduce the social status
of the recipient and raise the relative status of the insulter.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 28th 18 11:41 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 27.07.2018 13:34, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:28:51 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:18, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:45:32 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:38:16 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:06, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:42:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:22:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:44:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an
expensive mountain bike in the car par to our
flats. We have stopped at least 2 attempts to steal
it by hooded yoofs. Now we have it under lock and
key. But how to find the owner is a moot point. We
have tried Hillingdon Council - they say its a
police matter. We have tried the local police and
they says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal
all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
*Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying
in public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
*Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
*Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't
answer a why with a pronoun.

Your question mentioned an adult.
Hitler was an adult.
Physically, at least.
*He was the most insightful person ever known to mankind,
then the Brits and Yanks attacked him for no good reason.

Now you are starting to make sense.
*[Raises right arm in a manner which actually gets you
arrested in modern Germany]

I thought that was what happened to you.
*I've never been to Germany.

Each to his own ...
German beer and girls are good!
*Beer isn't strong enough for my liking.* I like spirits.

Is that why you are like a preserved old prune?
*No.

Then why?
*How do you know I am?

You made no comment about German girls.

Because I agreed with it.* What did you want?* "me too"?* "+1"?

Ok thank you. I did not know where you stood.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 28th 18 12:41 PM
Stolen Bike
 
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:40:08 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 13:35, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Treehugging ignorant moron.

Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU. Especially
as it is from YOU!
Now please ejaculate in my direction the further excellent accolade of
being a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a treehugging
ignorant moron by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

Why do people insult others?
An insult can be interpreted as an attempt to reduce the social status
of the recipient and raise the relative status of the insulter.

No, it's because you're wrong.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 28th 18 12:41 PM
Stolen Bike
 
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:34:40 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 14:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:27:05 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:41:36 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:43, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:35:20 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:36:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug'
Lee wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their
bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't
answer a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names
are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more
correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind the
drunk, they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called Glaswegian.

I still take it as a compliment because it was you who said it..
Does that mean you love me?

If you keep posting that I am a walking vomit I will love you for
ever! Vomiting over you till kingdom cum!
I do not wish the whole kingdom to cum. That would increase our
numbers to that of the Arabs.

That would not be good.
I did not know that my vomit is so fertile.
Most people do not cum out of their mouth.

Glad you used the term "most"
I was incorrect, it's all. Unless you mean dribbling someone else's
back out....

Perhaps I did.

You just put me off my lunch.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 28th 18 12:42 PM
Stolen Bike
 
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:33:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 14:22, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:26:22 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:40:21 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug'
Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their
bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't
answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names
are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more
correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind the
drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called
Glaswegian.
Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be glad
to be called Glaswegian".
There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!
Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?
Nothing at all, but the law doesn't like it.

If it is nothing to you, why comment?
What's wrong with commenting on things I don't care about?

Well it is not against the law ---

Must I do everything which is not against the law? That would take a lot
of time. Actually maybe not, as 99% of things are against the law.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 29th 18 09:59 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 28.07.2018 13:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:33:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 14:22, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:26:22 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:40:21 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug'
Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their
bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You
can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all
names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more
correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind
the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called
Glaswegian.
*Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be
glad to be called Glaswegian".
*There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
*No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!
*Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?
*Nothing at all, but the law doesn't like it.

If it is nothing to you, why comment?
*What's wrong with commenting on things I don't care about?

Well it is not against the law ---

Must I do everything which is not against the law?* That would take a
lot of time.* Actually maybe not, as 99% of things are against the law.

So true --

Peter Keller[_3_] July 29th 18 10:00 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 28.07.2018 13:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:34:40 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 14:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:27:05 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:41:36 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:43, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:35:20 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:36:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug'
Lee wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their
bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You
can't answer a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all
names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more
correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind
the drunk, they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
*I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called Glaswegian.

I still take it as a compliment because it was you who said it.
*Does that mean you love me?

If you keep posting that I am a walking vomit I will love you
for ever! Vomiting over you till kingdom cum!
*I do not wish the whole kingdom to cum.* That would increase our
numbers to that of the Arabs.

That would not be good.
I did not know that my* vomit is so fertile.
*Most people do not cum out of their mouth.

Glad you used the term "most"
*I was incorrect, it's all.* Unless you mean dribbling someone else's
back out....

Perhaps I did.

You just put me off my lunch.

Oh.
Sorry about that.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 29th 18 10:04 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 28.07.2018 13:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:40:08 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 13:35, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Â*Treehugging ignorant moron.

Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU.
Especially as it is from YOU!
Now please ejaculate in my direction the further excellent accolade of
being a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a treehugging
ignorant moron by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that,Â* that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

Why do people insult others?
An insult can be interpreted as an attempt to reduce the social status
of the recipient and raise the relative status of the insulter.

No, it's because you're wrong.
Once again, Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment of Treehugging
ignorant moron.
The fact that you call me a Treehugging ignorant moron. has nothing to
do with whether I am right or wrong.
You only honour me with that excellent epithet because you fear that you
may be losing some argument , so you introduce an irrelevancy in order
to make you think that you are omehow better than me.
So I still take it as a great compliment.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 29th 18 11:00 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On Sun, 29 Jul 2018 10:04:18 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 28.07.2018 13:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:40:08 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 13:35, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Treehugging ignorant moron.

Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU.
Especially as it is from YOU!
Now please ejaculate in my direction the further excellent accolade of
being a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a treehugging
ignorant moron by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

Why do people insult others?
An insult can be interpreted as an attempt to reduce the social status
of the recipient and raise the relative status of the insulter.
No, it's because you're wrong.
Once again, Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment of Treehugging
ignorant moron.
The fact that you call me a Treehugging ignorant moron. has nothing to
do with whether I am right or wrong.
You only honour me with that excellent epithet because you fear that you
may be losing some argument , so you introduce an irrelevancy in order
to make you think that you are omehow better than me.
So I still take it as a great compliment.

No, I say it because all green people are incorrect.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 29th 18 11:00 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On Sun, 29 Jul 2018 10:00:06 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 28.07.2018 13:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:34:40 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 14:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:27:05 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:41:36 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:43, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:35:20 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:36:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug'
Lee wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their
bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You
can't answer a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all
names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more
correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind
the drunk, they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called Glaswegian.

I still take it as a compliment because it was you who said it.
Does that mean you love me?

If you keep posting that I am a walking vomit I will love you
for ever! Vomiting over you till kingdom cum!
I do not wish the whole kingdom to cum. That would increase our
numbers to that of the Arabs.

That would not be good.
I did not know that my vomit is so fertile.
Most people do not cum out of their mouth.

Glad you used the term "most"
I was incorrect, it's all. Unless you mean dribbling someone else's
back out....

Perhaps I did.
You just put me off my lunch.

Oh.
Sorry about that.

I bet you aren't.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 29th 18 11:01 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On Sun, 29 Jul 2018 09:59:25 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 28.07.2018 13:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:33:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 14:22, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:26:22 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:40:21 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J..
Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug'
Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their
bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You
can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all
names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English..

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more
correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind
the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called
Glaswegian.
Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be
glad to be called Glaswegian".
There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!
Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?
Nothing at all, but the law doesn't like it.

If it is nothing to you, why comment?
What's wrong with commenting on things I don't care about?

Well it is not against the law ---
Must I do everything which is not against the law? That would take a
lot of time. Actually maybe not, as 99% of things are against the law.

So true --

We are in agreement for the second time. Now list the laws you would like
removed:

Peter Keller[_3_] July 30th 18 09:50 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 29.07.2018 12:01, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jul 2018 09:59:25 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 28.07.2018 13:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:33:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 14:22, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:26:22 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:40:21 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund
J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not
Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
wrote:

Â* Why would an adult let an anywho ride
their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.Â* You
can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.Â* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.Â* It is a proper noun.Â* Just as all
names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Â*Who gives a ****?Â* The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
Â*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Â*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more
correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi
u complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
Â*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.Â* Actually, nevermind
the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to
be called
Glaswegian.
Â*Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be
glad to be called Glaswegian".
Â*There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
Â*No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!
Â*Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?
Â*Nothing at all, but the law doesn't like it.

If it is nothing to you, why comment?
Â*What's wrong with commenting on things I don't care about?

Well it is not against the law ---
Â*Must I do everything which is not against the law?Â* That would take
a lot of time.Â* Actually maybe not, as 99% of things are against the
law.

So true --

We are in agreement for the second time.Â* Now list the laws you would
like removed:

1) It is forbidden to walk your pet whale down the street.
...........
102327} It is forbidden to leave your house without wearing underwear.
........
939257) No one may step on any of the nation’s currency.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 30th 18 09:53 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On 29.07.2018 12:00, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jul 2018 10:04:18 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 28.07.2018 13:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:40:08 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 13:35, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Â*Treehugging ignorant moron.

Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU.
Especially as it is from YOU!
Now please ejaculate in my direction the further excellent accolade
of being a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a treehugging
ignorant moron by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that,Â* that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

Why do people insult others?
An insult can be interpreted as an attempt to reduce the social
status of the recipient and raise the relative status of the insulter.
Â*No, it's because you're wrong.
Once again, Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment of
Treehugging ignorant moron.
The fact that you call me a Treehugging ignorant moron. has nothing to
do with whether I am right or wrong.
You only honour me with that excellent epithet because you fear that
you may be losing some argument , so you introduce an irrelevancy in
order to make you think that you are omehow better than me.
So I still take it as a great compliment.

No, I say it because all green people are incorrect.

They might be, but that is independent of them being Treehugging
ignorant morons
So now please throw me the further excellent epithet of being a stench,
a revulsion, and a big suck on a sour lemon.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 30th 18 11:13 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On Mon, 30 Jul 2018 09:53:56 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 29.07.2018 12:00, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jul 2018 10:04:18 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 28.07.2018 13:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:40:08 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 13:35, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Treehugging ignorant moron.

Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU.
Especially as it is from YOU!
Now please ejaculate in my direction the further excellent accolade
of being a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a treehugging
ignorant moron by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

Why do people insult others?
An insult can be interpreted as an attempt to reduce the social
status of the recipient and raise the relative status of the
insulter.
No, it's because you're wrong.
Once again, Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment of
Treehugging ignorant moron.
The fact that you call me a Treehugging ignorant moron. has nothing to
do with whether I am right or wrong.
You only honour me with that excellent epithet because you fear that
you may be losing some argument , so you introduce an irrelevancy in
order to make you think that you are omehow better than me.
So I still take it as a great compliment.
No, I say it because all green people are incorrect.

They might be, but that is independent of them being Treehugging
ignorant morons
So now please throw me the further excellent epithet of being a stench,
a revulsion, and a big suck on a sour lemon.

If they are green they are by definition treehuggers.
If they are wrong they are by definition ignorant morons.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 30th 18 11:14 AM
Stolen Bike
 
On Mon, 30 Jul 2018 09:50:07 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 29.07.2018 12:01, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jul 2018 09:59:25 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 28.07.2018 13:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:33:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 14:22, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:26:22 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:40:21 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund
J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not
Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter
Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride
their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You
can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all
names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more
correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi
u complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind
the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to
be called
Glaswegian.
Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be
glad to be called Glaswegian".
There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!
Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?
Nothing at all, but the law doesn't like it.

If it is nothing to you, why comment?
What's wrong with commenting on things I don't care about?

Well it is not against the law ---
Must I do everything which is not against the law? That would take
a lot of time. Actually maybe not, as 99% of things are against the
law.

So true --
We are in agreement for the second time. Now list the laws you would
like removed:

1) It is forbidden to walk your pet whale down the street.
..........
102327} It is forbidden to leave your house without wearing underwear..
.......
939257) No one may step on any of the nation’s currency.

Those laws do not exist.

Anyway, the first is impossible, and the other two are done without
prosecution regularly.


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