On Saturday, September 15, 2018 at 5:29:46 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
A thief who made his getaway from a burglary on a pedal bike and wearing a
light pink dressing gown has been jailed for five years and three months.


So the crime was committed by a pedestrian, and you admit to being a pedestrian.
Wouldn't that make you a 'sick in the head thieving scum'.
Given that you admit to carrying an offensive weapon as a pedestrian you need to put your own council bedsit in order.

Obviously the lump of unemployed low IQ cycling **** was too stupid to drive
a car. Most cyclists are the same.

Are you so desperate for attention.