On Wednesday, May 15, 2019 at 5:29:38 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
I went out to the corner shop, down the road and (actually on the road)
comes this shirtless lump of **** on a silly bicycle.
He shouted "All right mate"? I replied, "I'm not your mate".
He then went on the back wheel of his pedal bike to show off. Off the creep
went, on it's spineless back. Plenty of blood.
He did not like me laughing. But what else are cyclists for, except to be
laughed at?

And then you woke up and had to change the sheets.