Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Fri, 03 Apr 2020 11:05:56 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Simon Mason wrote:
QUOTE:
A cyclist says he made a shocking discovery while making his way
through the countryside near South Derbyshire after finding sex toys
dumped in a lay-by.

In a relatively remote spot near Lullington and Netherseal, a
Twitter user known as A National Forest Cyclist, spotted was
shocked to see the two sex toys lying in a lay-by as he took his
daily exercise during lockdown on Tuesday, March 31.

He says he also spotted a used needle near the items, which may have
been left there too.

He says he was stunned when he relaised what the items were, saying
it is the firs time he has ever spotted anything like that while out
items on his journeys, although he has seen other items, including
dumped toilets.

He told Burton Live: "They are in a lay-by between No Man's Heath
and Clifton Campville. "There was some kind of syringe there too.
Shocking.

"I'm out riding every day and have seen dead horses, toilets, ice
cream and fridges, and it drives me to distraction but this was the
most random selection."

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/bur...fter-finding-s
ex-4009671

Go find another bridge. This time do the job correctly. You could not
even kill yourself, typical stupid cyclist.


I thought you were going to be nice to Simon; maybe not.

You have always been a boring ****.