On Saturday, June 16, 2018 at 12:17:39 PM UTC+1, MrCheerful wrote:
You cannot make this stuff up.

http://road.cc/content/news/225879-m...ice-cream-cone

What has the driver been charged with. Assault causing actual bodily harm would seem appropriate.
Of course had he simply ran the victim over with his car weapon he could say 'It was just a momentary lapse in concentration,.