"KingOfTheApes" wrote in message
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I don't know if Canada is a jungle, but here it is. And probably true
for most of the South.

Well, Los Angeles is kind of civilized, but then again it is a Blue
state, which happens to have a Republican governor who stands for the
Red issues.

You are a slubbering, barefoot, bearded lewdster. You quackling,
ill-shapen, nonviable eel-eater. You are a nitrifying, middling,
cringing hagfish. You fuddling, ill-bred, elf-skinned bottom feeder. You
dizzying, sneaking, raffish pavement princess. You are an obfuscating,
tempest-swept, suborbital hog. You are a perambulating, harassed,
hillbilly arsewipe. You sprouting, ****-smelling, crack-headed
fat-mouth. You are a scabbing, salt-cured, teapot-shaped gnat. You are
less than a hopping, snuffly, postmenopausal xylophage. You twittering,
cacodaemonic, stock-still fibber. You spitting, shivering, trembling
ribagitationist. You are an ulcerating, emancipated, stereophonic
goldfish. You leg-lifting, tedious, fool-born harridan. You rotating,
lacteal, psychotic heroin addict. You sniveling, knotted, crusty
harridan. You are an infecting, sick-minded, phlegmy hippopotamus. You
are less than a perambulating, tuberculoid, misanthropical xylophone
player. You are less than a staring, self-contradictory, one-eyed
heckler. You are a flouncing, snoring, smoldering greaseball. You are an
idolatrising, worrying, small-time kleptomaniac. You are a bewildering,
two-way, la-di-da lackey. You drolling, fist-****ed, squeaky kidney. You
are a belaboring, baying, dried-out chippy chaser. You spangling,
self-winding, run-down ****blister.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. You are an infecting, sick-minded, phlegmy hippopotamus.