On Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:44:29 +0100, Mrcheerful wrote:

A cyclist is in a critical condition after colliding with a van in
Perth.

The 52-year-old man hit the parked white van as he rode down the city's
West Mains Avenue near to the junction with Errochty Grove about 2.45pm
on Tuesday.

White van, broad daylight, must have been cloaked.


http://news.stv.tv/tayside/229198-cy...ollision-with-
stationary-van-in-perth/

Or drunk bicyclist.