"Ted" wrote in message
ups.com...
Dear Ed:

I believe you just wrote " it takes a bit of intelligence to find
intelligence." Where does that leave you?

Here is a group for you... "Socialism: An Intelligent Discussion"
Leave us and join them. I am sure you will feel right at home.

Ted.

A group devoted to the discussion of socialism would have suited me in my
long lost youth, but no more. Unfortunately for socialists, the entire 20th
century has ensued which totality discredits them. Nay, I in all honesty
can't bring myself to honor those types of cretins with my presence. I am
way too Great for the likes of them.

The reason I do not embark on my own search for an intelligent newsgroup is
that I am way too lazy for that. Unlike most of the rest of you, I am not an
eager beaver looking for new worlds to conquer. I am old and tired and fed
up with human folly. With wisdom goes much sorrow. Please note my signature
if you would know me.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota