On Jun 7, 10:49*am, "TMS320" wrote:
"Mrcheerful" wrote

You couldn't make it up.

http://www.lutontoday.co.uk/news/loc...us-condition-a...

Many years ago, I was cycling after dark and a woman stopped me to ask
whether I could see a bollard on a cycle way.

"I simply answered "No, that's no bollard, lady. I'm just pleased to
see you!""

Squashme's the name! I'm here all week.