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Edward Dolan wrote:

Perry knows what is going on here even if you don't. I REFUSE to look up
anything. It comes from my professional training as a college librarian.


Are you sure you had "professional training as a college librarian"?
From what cereal box did you get your degree?

No wonder you didn't have a career as a librarian! You obviously
missed the reason for libraries!

LIBRARIES ARE WHERE YOU GO TO LOOK THINGS UP!

Geez!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy,

Perry B

Perry has got it half right, but at least 90% of the students who are in
college should not be there. They are way too stupid for anyone to waste
time on them. All they want out of life is to maximize their incomes and
they think they can do that if they have a college degree.

As a librarian I would delight in steering the student in the right
direction, but I would absolutely refuse to do any of his work for him. The
main function of a librarian is to provide the resources - period. It is up
to the student to figure out how to access those resources. The main problem
with most librarians is that they want to be TOO helpful. I never made that
mistake and I would give the student a good swift kick in the pants in order
to get him to do his own freaking research.

Of all the students I have ever had the misfortune to deal with, there were
only about 10% that were worth bothering with. All the others should have
gone to a trade school where they could end up like Perry Butler, a blind
man leading the blind.

Truth to tell, I am an elitist and believe that a college education ought to
be reserve for the privileged few. I am a European at heart and I do not
believe in this American obsession with education. All that most slobs need
in this world is a high school education with a trade school thrown in at
the end so that the working man can get an income from their miserable jobs.
Real education and real life is reserved for Great souls like myself.

The unexamined life is not worth living and that is the kind of life that
most men lead. I give you Perry Butler as an example of what I am talking
about.

--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota