On Thu, 19 Oct 2017 12:09:50 -0500, AMuzi wrote:

Warning! Bicycle Content:
https://www.smartknives.com/Wenger-P...es/Cyclist.htm

The Wenger Cyclist knife contains the following tools:
Medium Blade (for butchering road kill)
Nail File (for sharpening nails needed to open shrink wrap packages)
Can Opener (for forcing open rubber cement tins)
Bottle Opener with Screwdriver Tip (it comes with vodka and orange
juice?)
Wrench (for rounding off the corners of bolt heads and nuts.
Phillips Screwdriver end mounted (one size strips all)
Corkscrew (for crumbling the cork which then falls into the bottle)
Awl (hillbilly pronounciation of "oil")
Key Ring or Key Chain (for collection of useless keys after the
bicycle and padlock are stolen)


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Jeff Liebermann
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