On 05/10/2019 23:01, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, October 5, 2019 at 7:48:48 PM UTC+1, MrCheerful wrote:
On 05/10/2019 18:37, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, October 5, 2019 at 6:08:49 PM UTC+1, Bod wrote:
On 05/10/2019 17:00, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, October 5, 2019 at 3:28:39 AM UTC+1, Bod wrote:
On 05/10/2019 02:16, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, October 5, 2019 at 12:54:13 AM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 04/10/2019 20:04, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, October 4, 2019 at 1:59:10 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:


Have you thought of prosecuting God?

Which God?

The one true God, of course.

Which one is that?

Probably the one that has talking snakes and lots of incest,
first in in the garden of Eden and then again from the 950 year
old Noah and
his family.
Mind you, Noah's wife died very young at 600 years old.... LOL.

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Bod

Is that the same farmer Noah who managed to build a 450ft ship
with no experience?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6EQGRpuqPg

Even though shipwrights with generations of experience could never
get a wooden ship over 200ft to float.

Then there is the question of the Funnel web spider.

Why did the single breeding pair of Lion not eat the single
breeding pair of Wildebeest as the casually strolled from Turkey to
the plains of Africa?


The Bible says that dinosaurs died out before the flood.

BUT! the plot thickens A Noah's Ark in Kentucky, Dinosaurs
*Included* LOL.

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/26/u...m-ken-ham.html

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Bod

Don't forget the Turin Shroud. C14 dating makes it 800 years old but
we are told Christ's aura was a neutron source so it appears younger
than it is.

I did once respectfully ask in a religious group about JC's dad allowing his
lad to be nailed to a piece of wood. And his fly over. The answer was that
JC actually lived in a different dimension and time zone.


I had the God Botherers at the door earlier, they asked why I did not
believe in God: I answered : if there were a God he would have
intervened by now. They went away then.

Psychic Sally is coming to a venue near me. As my theatre friend pointed out, if she is really psychic she will know we aren't going to be there.

A story related by Kelvin McKenzie about the time he was editor of The
Sun is that he once sacked the paper's horoscope writer in a letter
which began...

"Dear xxxxxxx,

As you will have foreseen...".