"Ernst Noch" a écrit dans le message de news:
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Montesquiou wrote:
For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :



"It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque)

«Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell)

"Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd)

"an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs"
(Graham)



More ?



My favorite:
Chistian Henn, 1999, Testosterone:

"""
Henn was caught in the Tour of Bavaria with an extremely high level of
testosterone. According to Henn the reason must have been that he had
taken some natural fertility-raising (no pun intended) remedy, since his
values were completely normal the day after the test. "This product helped
us in 1997 to have our first child, and my wife is now pregnant again",
said Henn to German website Radsport.
"""

http://www.cyclingnews.com/results/1...oct7news.shtml

Dieter Baumann, 1999, Nandrolone:
"Someone spiked my toothpaste"

And than there is Johann Mühlegg, caught in 2002, cross country skier,
whose personality is so bizarre, I don't even remember what he came up
with. He left the german federation because they allegedly conspired to
damage him in a spiritual way or something.



During the Games in Sidney in order to avoid the test, Marie-Jose Perec
suddently left the hotel and while punching a cameran said that she was
leaving because .. "a man threatened her in her room. »