Montesquiou solemnly wrote in
:

For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :



"It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque)

«Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell)

"Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd)

"an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs"
(Graham)



More ?

Do not forget Raimondas Rumsas while his wife was caught with a big luggage
of forbidden medicine in her car: "it is for my aged mum".