On 09/07/2019 01:23, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, July 9, 2019 at 12:06:36 AM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 08/07/2019 14:40, Simon Jester wrote:
On Monday, July 8, 2019 at 9:18:54 AM UTC+1, Peter Keller wrote:
On 7. 7. 2019 18:36, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Road cockroaches and road lice cyclists will sadly never go away. Society is
doomed by these poverty dole scumbags.

At last you said something right.
Get used to it.

We are told cyclists simultaneously always ride on pavement, jump red lights, weave all over the road and obstruct traffic.

No, we aren't.

That's just you being stupid again.

Clearly Pounder has discovered a faster than light drive. I will call it the 'Mr Pounder sad lonely loser who lives in a rat infested council bedsit with his Little Dog and can't afford a bicycle' Drive. Can anyone think of a more catchy name?

That's rich coming from Desperate Jester.

The TRCFDJ drive. No, that doesn't work.
DJ drive maybe.

You see, the thing about wit is that it has to be intelligible and funny.

You fail on both.

Being pathetic doesn't count.