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Old July 14th 19, 08:48 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default RLJ cyclist hospitalises 81 year old and scarpers

On 14/07/2019 19:38, Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, July 14, 2019 at 6:49:59 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, July 14, 2019 at 9:22:04 AM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:
On 14/07/2019 02:23, Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, July 14, 2019 at 1:57:05 AM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 14/07/2019 01:16, Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, July 14, 2019 at 1:09:32 AM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:

Act your age.

I am, unlike you.

Pathetic.

W^5

Isn't this fun? I wonder if we could work out a way of making Noddy's
head explode.
so
Nugents takes itselves far too seriously.


Mr Nugent is a lot cleverer than you. With every post he makes he very
easily exposes you as being a prat.
You are a cyclist, and that is all you ever will be.

Cycling is painfully slow.
Involves great physical effort.
You get soaked/frozen/roasted/blown over by the weather.
Makes you sweaty & smelly.
Cause piles.
Reduces sperm count.
Makes you dress like an extra in a gay rave movie.
Unable to carry passengers or goods.
People laugh at you.
Makes you a sponging freeloader.
Leaves you vulnerable to proper traffic.
Pedestrians hate you.
Drivers hate you.





W^5

Also W5H :-)


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