Bob Schwartz wrote:
Your sarcasm detector needs tuning. Please try to get that taken care of
before July.

I need a new one, my old one exploded due to rbr overexposure.

Maybe I'll get a new USB version:
http://www.sarcasmdetector.com/product.html

Or use the old fashioned one:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4566319.stm