"Mrcheerful" wrote in message
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Honestly, I don't make these up.

http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/sh...bike-1.1225392

Remember that dreadful Badger weapon that attacked one of these *******?
The **** poor cowardly big girl's blouse actually rang the police! What a
******!
Even the police took the **** out of the cyclist.

http://www.itv.com/news/west/story/2...ked-by-badger/