On Jan 26, 12:30*pm, Opus wrote:
On Jan 25, 11:54*am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of
the deep jungle" wrote:



On Jan 25, 12:39*pm, Derek C wrote:

On Jan 24, 6:24*pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of
the deep jungle" wrote:

Someone just told me that only SUVs are found in Heaven. I don't know
if Heaven is for big shots only, but this ******* (it must be a
*******) denied there are bicycles in which case the poor are denied
admission.

Funny, I already was getting ideas like jumping with my monkey bike
all over the place and never getting hurt or killed. The idea of
wings, on the other hand, seem to have fallen out of fashion and now
people try to use their power and influence to get near God.

But like I say, Heaven and Hell are on this Earth and cyclists are
pedestrians with wings. Only poor pedestrians don't have wings and are
threatened by cyclists on sidewalks. Even our roads are pretty hellish
too for drivers! Such is life, Darwinism all around us.

Why would you need bicycles in heaven when you are equipped with a
nice pair of wings?

I hate flying. Heaven must have bicycles or scooters.

Actually I think scooters are way more fun, but it doesn't keep you
fit. And who cares anyway when we all will be fat up there. (This is
an educated guess, seeing Christians being lazy and driving to the
store.)

You know, we should drive scooters instead of cars.

I think what the person you were communicating with was saying was
that should we need transportation in Heaven, we would not need to
exert ourselves doing so, not that thee were fleets of SUVs carrying
people around. Of course in an infinitely large space over an
infinitely large surface, any transportation system eventually becomes
useless if it runs at a finite speed like all vehicular systems must.
SUVs, scooters, and even bicycles would be mere diversions in Heaven,
which would violate the stated purpose of praising the God that
brought us there, endlessly. From my point of view the only difference
between the way Heaven and Hell are depicted is the means of torment,
Hell being physical and Heaven being psychological.

In other words, cyclists suffer both Heaven and Hell. Heaven is the
promise, but Heaven is the reality.

If we got nothing to do up there though what's the point of being
there? Heaven will be Hell!

Even my parrots go crazy when I don't provide them something to do.