"-RB" wrote in message
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On Mar 2, 6:38 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"-RB" wrote in message
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During July, the sun will be up for 14.5 hours every day. My normal
pace is 16/17 MPH in mountains or not; I’ll only be rolling for 7.5 to
8.25 hours.

Well, right there is where you have got it most awfully wrong. 10 mph is
a
good steady speed and you never want to go for more than 6 hours a day.
That will get you down the road 60 miles each day with lots of spare time
for contemplating your navel.

I’ll have plenty of time to stop and see all that I care
to see off the bike.

Apparently you do not care to see much. Why not just stay home. That is
actually a better place for contemplating your navel anyway.

If you are reading this post and thinking you
may have a fun time with us, please do not let the little minded fat
gut trolls sway you. You and only you really know what you can do.
Let’s go ride!!

I am charging you with cruelty to your female companion. Any guy who
would
subject a female to the kind of ride you are proposing ought to be taken
out and horsewhipped. Have you no shame!

Trolls, there is one in every crowd. Why moderators put up with guys
like Dolan I'll never know. Ed, grow a dick and women will follow you
anywhere. I should have known better than to post on a recumbent
site. BTW: One of your detractors sent me that pick to show me what
an expert like yourself looks like. Even if it's the wrong photo,
that is your face now.

Assholes! There is one on every newsgroup. But we here at ARBR are
blessed with multiple assholes. Sorry RB, but you have got lots of
competition. I urge you to come out of your shell and express yourself
more fully so that we can see just exactly what kind of an asshole you
are. Not all assholes are the same. Some are way more ****ty than others.

Your reference to your dick gives us a clue, but it is not nearly enough.
The main thing I want to know is if your female companion on your
marathon bike ride across the country is your wife or your whore. We need
to know if we are going to make any progress.

It would also help if you would give us your full name. I am very good at
deciphering what is in a name, but I have noted that assholes never use
their real names on Usenet. They invariably use initials or some other
gobbledygook.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota