rsmith wrote:

You are exactly the type of person who gives cycling a bad name. You have
'dickhead' written all over you. Please find another hobby.

Don't be so eager to bend over.

Otherwise, one day, you'll find yourself prohibited from riding an inch
outside a designated line, or at all, or taking photographs in London,
or the Eiffel Tower, or of corrupt police.

And then you'll find yourself doing those things anyway, because
they're within your rights, always were, always should be. Lo and
behold, you'll be the one standing in front of the copper trying in vain
to tell them that what you were doing was entirely within the law.

Well, get ready to bend over again, because now you have no option.
Shouldn't be hard, after all, you've been doing it for a long time.
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Make like a bottom and split.