Hi all

Many thanks for the jokes posted in response to my earlier request.

Barbara, t'other boss of my LBS, contacted me a few days ago to say
that most readers of the board have the "attention span of a gnat" and
that longish jokes, those taking a day or two to run, would be lost on
the the poor souls. Naturally, she was referring to passers-by and
not cyclists.

Any more pre-Christmas funnies would be gratefully received but please
note, the board is only roughly the size of a closed broadsheet or an
opened tabloid.

urc or e-mail: I don't mind which

Cheers once again
James