"merryfreakinxmas" wrote in message
newsbYMe.201999$tt5.121266@edtnps90...
speaking about yourself in the third person...interesting
[...]

"... posting innumerable one liners and junk style posts."

What is really interesting is that some jerk who call himself freakin does
the very thing that I never do - he posts a one liner that is nothing if not
junk.

Frankly, I am fed up with these types who do not use their real names. They
hide behind user names like the cowards that they are. If you are going to
post nasty messages, then the least you can do is use your real name. But
that is the last thing that types like freakin and slugger will ever do.

Every Canadian I have ever had the misfortune to deal with on Usenet has
been a coward and a scoundrel without exception. Canadians are the pits,
right down there with the English and the Aussies. But Canadians seem
exceptionally stupid.

--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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Less than 100 messages to go!

Everyone is hereby put on notice that it looks like Ed Dolan the Great is
soon to overtake Tom Sherman as the most prolific poster of all time to
ARBR. All it will take is less than 100 more messages from Ed Dolan the
Great and we will have a new champion poster. So, everyone, keep those
brickbats coming and don't hold back. Tell everyone in the world what you
think of Ed Dolan the Great. The sooner I get to be the champion, the
sooner the rest of you will get some peace and quiet.

Ed, damn it, you're just too Great for words! It took you over three
years to put that damnable Tom Sherman in his place, but you have
accomplished this Herculean task at long last. We all hail and revere
you. You took no short cuts like he did, posting innumerable one liners
and junk style posts. No, all your posts reek with content and wisdom and
have been a credit to ARBR. You truly deserve what is coming to you as
the champion poster of all time to ARBR.

But more than that, I would like to thank you for your Saintliness. You
have been almost like a Holy Man here on ARBR, instructing others in all
the virtues and how not to get sidetracked by considerations of excrement
and sex, always a trap for your inferiors. We have been elevated by your
presence and no longer sin like we formerly did. Ed, you are truly a
Saint and we have been the luckiest group in the world to have been
honored by your august presence. Please, I beg of you, don't leave us now
that you have been vindicated as far superior to the rest of us lowlifes.

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota