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Old June 9th 17, 02:57 PM posted to alt.home.repair,uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
James Wilkinson Sword[_4_]
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Default PASTY-FACED LIMEYS GET WHAT THEY DESERVE

On Fri, 09 Jun 2017 11:57:24 +0100, wrote:

On Fri, 9 Jun 2017 21:46:56 +1200
Peter Keller wrote:
On 09.06.2017 04:33, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Well with those silly shorts and helmet...


At least I ride a bike, a very convenient delightful economical viable
means of transport, and we all know that YOU think bicyclists are the


Viable so long as your journey isn't too long and doesn't have many steep
hills, you don't need to transport anything larger than a rucksack, you don't
need to wear a suit at your destination, it isn't ****ing down with rain and/or
boiling hot and the roads arn't full of traffic that can run you over.

Other than that yes, a bicycle is a fantastic mode of transport.


Indeed. I use one for pleasure only. They're no ****ing use for day to day activities. I can't bring a fortnight's shopping home on one from Asda. I can't go 200 miles to visit a relative.


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