On 16 May 2005 02:24:20 -0700, davek wrote:
Another good one would be "Keep that ****ing dog on a lead, you ****".
(I got chased by a whippet the other day - I have never accelerated so
hard in my life.)

Try slamming on your brakes from full tilt. The local dog that ran into
my back wheel hasn't ever chased me since.

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Trevor Barton