In article ,
"Mentalguy2k8" wrote:

http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/..._with_his_bike
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The attack happened on Friday at some point between 8.10am and 8.30am. The
48-year-old victim was walking towards the city centre close to Petals
Florist when he was attacked.

The cyclist made a comment to the pedestrian before hitting him with his
bicycle and then riding off along the pavement. The victim suffered an
injury as a result of the attack.

The cyclist had short blonde hair, was about 5ft 6ins talls, clean shaven
and of thin build.

Translation: cyclist was on pavement when pedestrian got stroppy and
stood in front of the bike. Bike rode over his big toe. Pedestrian
decides to allege 'assault', and will shortly be contacting the Daily
Mail, so that enough noise is made about the incident, and he can claim
compensation.