Rick Onanian lice:
I got my fill on engrish when I worked for chinese people in a
retail computer store.

My first day, I was working on a repair, and the boss suggested:
"Why not try derete some fires?"
[...]
When we were going to ship a computer, which was rare, we used the
"grue gun" to make the ribbon cables stay in place. We also used it
for self defense against Grues, because if you have moved into a
dark place and it is pitch black, you are likely to be eaten by a
grue.

Would your boss have referred to the use of a grue gun against grues
as fighting fire with fire?

Norman Wilson
Toronto ON
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