MrCheerful wrote:

On 16/02/2020 09:41, Modesty wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:

QUOTE:
A cyclist's snappy actions saved the lives of three lifeless lobsters which had appeared to have been abandoned at the roadside.

https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/new...-hedge-3839025

Yay! A kind-hearted cyclist saves the lives of three lobsters. A
refreshingly pleasant story on this newsgroup, for a change.



Presumably the cyclist is also a God, since he brought the dead back to
life, all praise the messiah cyclist.

Yes, well, unfortunately the standard of journalism in some of these
provincial newspapers leaves a lot to be desired. Still, we all have
to learn I suppose.