On 08/05/18 06:41, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
You have to be a bell-end to ride a bicycle.

Thanks greatly for the excellent compliment of labelling me a bell-end.
Especially as it is YOU who said it.
Now please give me the further exceelent accolade from YOU of being a
thick-headed trog.

It really is a very great compliment to be called sweaty and smelly by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.