On Sat, 03 Aug 2013 23:56:19 +0100, Brian Robertson wrote:

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Scary story! I cycle ****ed all the time.


Surely you mean:

I walk ****ed all of the time
I cycle ****ed all of the time
I drive vehicles ****ed all of the time
I have driven trains ****ed all of the time

In fact: in a nutshell, I am ****ed - all of the time.