wafflycat wrote:
Morning! Festive greetings!

For those of us with children and those of us still children at heart,
it's good to see the men & women of NORAD are once again providing the
very useful service of tracking Santa's progress round the globe on
Christmas Eve..

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html

Merry Christmas and may your yuletide be puncture free!

We had to phone NORAD up once to enquire where one of our satellites had
gone. To be fair, it was launched on an ICBM from a Russian silo site
and had gone a bit squiffy, so we thought they'd either a) know where it
was or b) be interested in where it is.

Chaps, the days are getting longer!