Cassandra wrote:
On Fri, 31 May 2013 17:23:39 +0100, "Mrcheerful"
wrote:

Why? What is it about large stationary things that seems to attract
cyclists like a magnet?

The Police are unable to identify the dead cyclist, what a pity that
bicycles are not registered.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-22732148


They had no trouble finding out the name of the car driver who drove
into a stationary wall and the lorry driver who drove into a
stationary lamppost on the same stretch of road.

Something to do with the registration numbers perhaps?