On 22/03/2014 12:53, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Sat, 22 Mar 2014 11:34:21 +0000, Mrcheerful
wrote:

On 22/03/2014 11:16, Tarcap wrote:


"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...
On Sat, 22 Mar 2014 09:21:33 +0000, Dave- Cyclists VORC wrote:

On 21/03/2014 23:41, Bertie Wooster wrote:
Earlier today I left Chinbook Meadows with Meg.

Is that what you have called your daughter?

And what is wrong with that?

Meg sat nicely on the pavement infront of the zebra crossing.

Isn't that child abuse?

No.

Cars in both directions stopped for us, and I called Meg to heel and
started to cross the road.

Some cyclists wouldn't have stopped at all.

IFIFY

CRASH

A young lad in a car with a loud beatbox, smashed into the car infront
of him. That car then smashed into the shiny new car in front of her.
And that car was shunted onto the crossing narrowly missing Meg.

Thankfully they will all be insured. Unlike some cyclists.

IFIFY

I continued over the crossing and went on my way, betting that the
three car drivers wished they had gone by bike.

They have far more sense than that.

I do not think
There, I've fixed it for you.

I call 'Jackanory' to the whole incident.

It is what happened - but you have the choice to believe me or
otherwise.

It gave me quite a start, but Meg was unphased by it all, and I fed
her a little biscuit as a reward for being so brave.

Isn't that child abuse?

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Dave-Cyclists VORK
Motorists account for 1 single fatality per 208,311,415 miles driven. A
simply incredible safety record.