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Old October 12th 08, 06:02 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
MagillaGorilla[_2_]
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Default Shelly Olds...bike stolen, bike found, but still a gerbil



wrote:

On Oct 11, 7:39Ýpm, MagillaGorilla wrote:
caffetrieste wrote:
This is a pretty good story...it shows how quickly your life can
change:


http://cycleto.com/index.php?option=...article&id=589

I'm afraid it would have been better had she never found her stolen
bike.

First of all, it should be illegal to own a bicycle without brakes on
it. ÝIt just doesn't look right to me. ÝAnd that little black knit OJ
lid she's wearing needs to stop . ÝShe looks like one of Matt Decanio's
girls and just got finished modeling Stolen Underground panties for the
website.

This is very dangerous what happened here. ÝLet me explain. ÝShe clearly
thinks winning a national championships scratch race means something.
But it doesn't. ÝIt's not even an Olympic event.

It's like saying you won the gold medal in changing your oil in your
car. ÝThey even call it the gold medal like some kind of
pseudo-Olympics. ÝIt's all an illusion. ÝIt's probably not even made out
of solid 24k gold. ÝYou could probably pick one up n Kay Jewelers in the
mall for like $25.

That is all.

Magilla


I'd like to see her on the road more. But she wants to go to the
Olympics, I think in the points race.


To make Team USA track team for the London Games, my understanding is the
Olympic selections require you to be ****ing the coach (as was the
requirement for the Beijing Games).

The bad news for Shelley Olds is she will not be going to London even if she
****s the coach because each nation can take only 1 female rider for the
points race and the pursuit and they must race both. So unless Shelley can
do a 3:25 pursuit or better, she'll be watching the London Games at home.

The Olympics are poison.


Thanks,

Magilla



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