On 2006-02-28, Terry Collins (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
Zebee Johnstone wrote:

Were those bods going at the previous speed limit? Or were they
riding above that limit?

I can safely bet my last breath that they would have been above it. Goof
balls somehow manage to collide with trees on straight sections of road
and the poor trees get blamed for causing their death.

Don't worry. They've solved that problem. Signs with "trees close to
road"

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TimC
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