On 10:34 1 Jun 2020, Simon Mason said:

On Sunday, May 31, 2020 at 11:23:21 PM UTC+1, Pamela wrote:
joined the club.

Do you have tattoo, Simon?

Nope, no way - in Hull they are a symbol of feral scum and I don't have
a mobile fern either.


No mobile is unusual. You have posted pictures which show you like
technology and gadgets, so I would have assumed you would be a fan of
smartphones.