"Mike Kruger" wrote in message
...
: From my brother in law:
:
: "Oh sure, while on your bike you've been hit by police cars and downpours,
but
: can you top this? On the BikeE when I see ... a big snapper very, very
slowly
: making his way across the road. With all the traffic he's a definite
goner.
: Me, I pull up and try to prod him along with my front wheel, until he
bites the
: tire and gives me a flat! When I very, very carefully pick him up--he
****es
: all over me. So I pitch him into the next pond as far as I can throw the
: ******* and start walking home."

Well, that beats my squirrel story.

Pat in TX