Mike Kruger wrote:
From my brother in law:

"Oh sure, while on your bike you've been hit by police cars and
downpours, but can you top this? On the BikeE when I see ... a big
snapper very, very slowly making his way across the road. With all
the traffic he's a definite goner. Me, I pull up and try to prod him
along with my front wheel, until he bites the tire and gives me a
flat! When I very, very carefully pick him up--he ****es all over
me. So I pitch him into the next pond as far as I can throw the
******* and start walking home."

Weird. Just today I saw a poor, dead turtle in the road; he'd obviously
been run over.

Bill "Terrapin alumnus" S.