"Mrcheerful" wrote in message
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I had not read this early enough:

"There is something truly sexually sinister about Lycra-sheathed, thuggish
cyclists, priapic and aggressive beneath the glans of their weird helmets.

Though they may not all be enjoying the distracting, recondite pleasures
of perineal pain, they should nevertheless be actively discouraged, not
celebrated as eco-warriors."

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/rod-lid...or-your-bikes/

"Not so-long ago I read that A&E doctors have already acknowledged the
fringe benefits of having urban cyclists by nick-naming them 'organ donors.'
Terribly un-PC, natch."