Either you are a liar, which I have verified numerous times, or your family is the only one that doesn't do those things. I vote for the former.

No, you've never yet caught me in a lie Mike ... show one !

Secondly, my daughter is 12 ... do you really think she's some kind of outlaw ?

You are pitiful, really really pitiful. You know that the majority of riders don't do so illegally; where I live, why would I ? There are plentiful trails and the law permits us to ride them. Your hatred of mountainbiking leads you to idiocy.