Dave Larrington wrote:
In ,
Ben C tweaked the Babbage-Engine to tell us:

What if you come across a bike in a bike shed next to yours and notice
the QR is done up improperly? Do you just fix it there and then?

A cow-orker - who had already demostarted a shocking lack of Clue in the
code he was employed to write - used to use his front q/r inna-screw-stylee.
Every evening I'd sneak up on his bike and do it up properly, every morning
he'd maladjusted back again.

Stan eventually left the Babbage-Business and became a flying-bus driver. I
urge Thee Panel never ever to fly with $AIRLINE[1] unless the alternative is
Instant Deth.

1 - details available on receipt of a used tenner

Never trust anyone who orks cows.