Doug gurgled happily, sounding much like they were
saying:

This is becoming routine. Why can't drivers stay off pavements for a
change?

They try to.

The driver of the car then left the scene. Police have arrested a 20-
year-old man and he is in custody at a north London police station.

I wonder why he left, and how they found him... Could it be because he
knew damn well he was in deep legal ****, and because of the plates on
the car?