On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 2:32:11 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...-makes-2101372

A good while ago I went to the corner shop. The shop has a ramp for disabled
access. This is the only access to the shop.
Right across the ramp was a dumped bloody bicycle, only a cyclist could be
this stupid.
I booted it out of the way and walked on the spokes. I have big feet.
Coming out of the shop I noticed a pillock cyclist looking with dismay at
his damaged kids toy.

What sentence did you get for your criminal damage?