On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 4:06:28 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 2:32:11 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...-makes-2101372

A good while ago I went to the corner shop. The shop has a ramp for
disabled access. This is the only access to the shop.
Right across the ramp was a dumped bloody bicycle, only a cyclist
could be this stupid.
I booted it out of the way and walked on the spokes. I have big feet.
Coming out of the shop I noticed a pillock cyclist looking with
dismay at his damaged kids toy.

What sentence did you get for your criminal damage?

The same as a cyclist would get for riding on the footpath, jumping red
lights etc, etc.

A £50 fine? Did you have to pay for the wheel repair? Have you learned your lesson?

How are you doing Simon?

Better than you.