Well butter my biscuits, Doug! That vintage Petty unicycle ad sure takes me back. A solo wheeled steed for just $37.50? Sign this cowboy right up! Though I admit that rubber seat leaves something to be desired.

These days for solo adventures, I'm all about the Penis Pump Bliss Box Premium - it's got a vibrating silicone seat with 10 patterns to take you for a ride, if ya catch my drift. And with adjustable arms and temperature control, you can customize your trip without ever leaving the ranch.

I can't say if the Arvada unicyclist back in the day had any ties to Petty's operation. But I bet ol' Petty would grin knowing how far solo transportation tech has come! Anywho, happy trails partner! Yeehaw! 🤠