On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:34:02 -0700 (PDT), Anton Berlin
wrote:

Ultimate Nightmare?

His other testical rots off due to a delayed reaction from OTC steroid
injections. In an attempt to make up over his new high pitched voice
he quadruples his normally below threshold doping regimine causing a
plastination of every cell in his body. He ends up being a museum
exhibit and people marvel at the 100s of broken off needles that have
cause Lance numerous hassles when passing through airport security.
Lastly, a condom labeled 'Eddy Merckx" is found deep inside his anal
cavity during the autopsy and a video of the condom being extracted
from his ass ends up in the internets. At this point Lance has a
single death rattle that sounds like "oh daddy".

http://riannanworld.typepad.com/my_w..._with_skin.JPG

But I suppose things could get worse.


You could be a Chinese prisoner?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BODIES..._The_Exhibition