On 4/7/2020 10:59 AM, wrote:
On Monday, April 6, 2020 at 8:20:46 PM UTC-7, Jeff Liebermann wrote:
On Tue, 07 Apr 2020 09:04:46 +0700, John B.
wrote:

Well, comparing the Christian Heaven and the Muslim Heaven, the
Christians get a harp and the Muslims get 77 women, specified to have
big boobs.

So, what do the women get when they enter heaven? Somehow, that
question seems to have escaped the attention of the biblical authors
and scholars.

And, I have read that the Jews have seven heavens, but apparently no
harps or boobs :-)

No loose women or big boobs, but maybe some choir music. See the 5th
level of heaven:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_in_Judaism
The fifth heaven is under the administration of Samael. It
is also where the Ishim and the Song-Uttering Choirs reside.

Since the traditional Jewish image of paradise is lacking in
entertainment value, the biblical scholars added a playground:
Beyond Paradise, according to Legends of the Jews, is the higher
Gan Eden, where God is enthroned and explains the Torah to
its inhabitants.

So, there you have it. When you go to heaven, you're expected to
listen to choir music and study the Torah. Eternal damnation seems
like more fun.


The religions of the Earth have become corrupted and while they are not bad they are following the incorrect paths. What's more, words that can from a profit who was preaching to 20 year old men whose average lifespan was 24 years should give you the idea that he was attempting to attract an audience and not tell them what actually was coming. All three of the world's major religions are based upon the Old Testament. But no one was supposed to spend their entire lives at the wailing wall of wasting their time praying to God 6 times a day. Christ did not come to Earth to build a religion based upon the concept of Royalty as existed in his time and his words say as much.

Listening to people here who actually believe in Darwin, spouting religion is ridiculous.


America has found a new religion it seems.
A sacred mound of TP will protect the owner from evil.

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Andrew Muzi
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