"ComandanteBanana" wrote in message
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If it weren't so far-fetched that Jesus ever came to America, I'd
agree that the only true Christians are the Mormons.

At least the [they] preach on bike.

The Mormons aren't Christians at all. They claim to be latter day saints,
when all the world knows that there is only One Great Saint extant today -
and that is Saint Edward the Great!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota