"Keitht" KeithT wrote in message
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Luddite Wacko wrote:
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ComandanteBanana wrote:

}If it weren't so far-fetched that Jesus ever came to America, West Bend
Iowa UPI - Less than a week after returning to earth to save humanity
from the forces of darkness, the Way, the Truth and the Light has once
again died. And this time, it looks very unlikely that he might rise from
the dead. This afternoon, as the Son of God was walking amongst a group
of neo-disciples to the Grotto of the Redemption, a pick-up truck driven
by the daughter of a local farmer turned the corner from 135th St to 10th
Ave at a high rate of speed, striking several in the group.

Five neo-disciples suffered bruises and broken bones, but the Saviour
took the brunt of the impact. The pig-pusher on the front of the pick-up
rent His earthly incarnation into three holy parts, and His skull was
crushed by the right front tire. Ironically, the driver had heard about
the gathering at the Grotto and was hurrying there to get a glimpse of
His divine presence while texting her boyfriend on her cell phone to
inform him of the event.

EMTs arrived on the scene within 5 minutes but spent most of their time
tending to the injured, as Jesus had died on the crosswalk.


and his dad said "You back so soon? Thought you'd gone for a holiday."
Jaycee says "Thought things might have changed a bit but the 'followers'
are still the ones I try to run a way from. I mean, do I need reminding
that I was on a bloody cross for days? Then they put me in a hole in the
ground! Not surprising I got up, couldn't sleep a wink on that stone."
"And I'm the one who is supposed to be grateful. me! Tell you what, dad,
got any locusts left from the last time? "

The both of you are going to burn in everlasting hellfire for your
disrespect to Our Savior. We shall see who gets the last laugh!

Saint Edward the Great has informed the Spanish Inquisition of your
heresies. You will be hearing from them shortly.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota