On Tuesday, January 21, 2020 at 9:53:49 AM UTC, TMS320 wrote:
On 19/01/2020 20:23, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Try jumping off another bridge and cycling to hospital.
Try carrying a lot of tools to work on a silly bicycle.
Try delivering parcels on a silly bicycle.
Try taking a dying wife to hospital on a silly bicycle.
Try being a doctor and cycling to work on a silly bicycle.

Try using a useful bicycle when none of the above apply.

I have only ever seen "silly" cars - usually in a circus.